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In the third cabinet under the counter, she hit the good stuff. “Oh! You have a KitchenAid.”
“If you’re planning on caressing my mixer, you should know that might make my testicles explode,” he said from behind her.
Her cheeks went hot enough to glow. “That would be awkward.
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― Sugared
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Calm down. You don't have to curse at me.
His blistering glare could peel paint from a wall. "I think you're lying about not having boyfriends. I think you've had plenty, and they all committed suicide.
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