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Bender: Ah, the crossbow. A pitiless, elegant killing machine. The Bender of the 15th century.
Fry: Not big enough. We need something that can take out an entire army. Something you could commit a war crime with--
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One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!
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