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Gin
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English gin is a drink for people who think a sin must always be accompanied by its penance.
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― Mary Toft; or, The Rabbit Queen
― Mary Toft; or, The Rabbit Queen
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The most dangerous drink is gin. You have to be really, really careful with that. And you also have to be 45, female and sitting on the stairs. Because gin isn't really a drink, it's more a mascara thinner. "Nobody likes my shoes!" "I made... I made fifty... fucking vol-au-vents, and not one of you... not one of you... said 'Thank you.'" And my favourite: "Everybody, shut up. Shut up! This song is all about me.
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