“
The relief Kieran felt was staggering. The sick-satisfaction of justice burned through him like an oil spill, waiting for him to drop a match, to let it all go up in flames as he laughed through the rain of hellfire.
But he didn’t. He pocketed the metaphysical match. He vacuumed the torrential oil spill. He had just turned his wasteland into a rain forest; he would not let his resentment burn down the trees he had grown out of the garden of his own mind. Kieran himself had come too far to let t
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― The Light that Binds Us
― The Light that Binds Us
“
Q: Explain the concept of homeostasis?
A: It is when you stay at home all day and don’t go out.
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― F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders
― F in Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders

















