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scary mommy confession #80920
" I invited you into my home as a guest. And you brought my two year old permanent markers and play-doh. next time I visit you, I'm bringing your teenage daughter condoms and crack.
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― Motherhood Comes Naturally
― Motherhood Comes Naturally
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Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought."
The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.
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― The Daughter of Time
― The Daughter of Time
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