“
I am the king. You’re the knight sitting at my round table. That’s the nature of our relationship when it comes to war or other conflict resolution in this family.
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― The General and the Horse-Lord
― The General and the Horse-Lord
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I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.
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― Dad Is Fat
― Dad Is Fat


















