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The fool is the one who drives the road of life believing that road signs are ‘suggestions’ made by those who have no idea how to drive and nothing to do other than tell people how to do what they cannot. But what the fool fails to realize is that they never see these people in the body shops that the fool spends all of their time in.
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...Our conversation with the supermarket manager had been about as helpful as a New Jersey road sign, and if you've ever been there, you know the signs don't tell you the exit you're coming up to, they only point out the exits you've just missed.
It puts parents in very foul moods--and since you're probably there to visit relatives, their mood was pretty touch and go to begin with.
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― The Schwa Was Here
― The Schwa Was Here
