Sarcastic Humor


Battersea Parker
The Martian
The Distance Between Us (Old Town Shops, #1)
Nip The Cat - Season 1
Platform Decay (The Murderbot Diaries, #8)
The Malevolent Seven (The Malevolent Seven, #1)
The Devils (The Devils #1)
Johannes Cabal the Necromancer (Johannes Cabal, #1)
Johannes Cabal the Detective (Johannes Cabal, #2)
36 لايك و12 كومنت
حكايات سيكوباتية
Death at the Sign of the Rook (Jackson Brodie, #6)
I See You've Called in Dead
Dead in the Frame (Pentecost and Parker Mystery, #5)
The Golden Ass
Kira Peikoff
Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.
Kira Peikoff, Living Proof

Chuck Palahniuk
Or, I could just sit in the bushes and pump the hand pump until the plumbing was superpressurized to 110 psi. This way, when someone goes to flush a toilet, the toilet tank will explode. At 150 psi, if someone turns on the shower, the water pressure will blow off the shower head, strip the threads, blam, the shower head turns into a mortar shell. Tyler only says this to make me feel better. The truth is I like my boss. Besides, I'm enlightened now. You know, only Buddha-style behavior. ...more
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

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