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Turtle
“
Yeah, well, what are you going to teach me next...how to take over the world?” I asked sarcastically.
“Good idea!” Sampson exclaimed a little too enthusiastically.
“No, bad idea!” I stressed.
“See? You are learning,” Sampson said.
”
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I mean, I had my turtle Deckard, but his lifestyle consisted of sunbathing, eating goldfish, and—somehow I just knew this—silently judging me while I masturbated. I’d taken to covering his tank with a thin blanket, but still…he knew.
”
― Skullcrack City
― Skullcrack City
