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Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straight up a curtain.
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― The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
― The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
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You know that feeling you get, when the sky has turned green, air raid sirens are blowing, the theme to the "Wizard of Oz" wafts softly through the air, your neighbor has just blown by backwards on her bicycle, and an ominous funnel cloud is hovering on the horizon?
Yeah, that feeling. the one that says that says "A picnic! That's what I need to do right about now! What could possible go wrong?
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― The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings
― The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings










































