Katie’s Comments (group member since Jul 29, 2013)

Katie’s comments from the Perfect The Way You Are:) group.

You're banned 'cuz ur a mod

I was talking on the phone when a giant Sour Patch Kid flew at my face and tried to attack me. Lucky, I had some Jamaican pepper sauce and I put it on a fresh apple. Once I did that, he took the apple and I screamed loud! Because it wasn't his! So I called the cast of Team Umizoomi to throw hot grits at my face and a skillet at the wall of the picture behind the baby hippo. They then said "Elephants!" Then I yelled "Bananas!" Then he upchucked scissors. A guy outside stood eating a burrito when Easton Corbin showed up and slapped my butt, then I smacked him so then he said "How dare you?!" and I laugh right in his face. Later tonight, I was watchin tv and eating French fries when my imaginary monkey came. He wanted 500 bananas! I said, "Okay. Psych!" He then threw a pair of dirty underwear at me! I said " Oh no you didn't!" My monkey said "Oh yes I did, poopiehead!" I then ran after the moon for the 89th time. I wanted my diapers at home! :-( but they ran away. That's the 8th time! Im sick of it! The moon stole my microphone and started singing We Are Young by F.U.N (-_-) I yelled at him and he ran away! Suddenly the sun came and sucker-punched my tummy. I cried as loud as I could. I stopped when I saw a lollipop. I excitedly went over on my granny's lap. She read my a story that had lots funny book that had lots and lots and lots of pictures to see. My dying granny said "I love you, sorta" I cried once she gave her life to a very bad cause, to save me from Ronald McDonald's evil clown. Im so happy because Ronald McDonald gave me a giant lollipop. We licked it on different sides. It was soo yellow squash tasting that I threw it to the ground and stomped on it. I laughed on a purple cat because it gave me a turtle, I love called "My Home Skillet". I am soo bored! I need friends bad 'coz I'm soooooo bored. I went to Wonderland and wondered about the snowmen. There were bursting balloons of dirty underwear. I held my nose squirrel ate the potato. I saw a flying man, yeah superman, on Mars with Church Norris who was eating fajitas and chugging down cake! I waved to my giant pet turtle who

haha funny!

umm... 7 or 11. They are my lucky ones.

Do you like bunnies?

Mickey Mouse

cool.

wrote

me neither.

umm... ok!

Hi Erin! Glad to meet you!

Nope

TPBM Likes spaghetti?

Europe

litter

Totally. I also just want to swear when this girl in my science class shushes everyone and then starts talking to her friends. It's so boopin' annoying!

August 31.

Rick Riordan

What's your favorite color?

hi!

Hi!

yeah.

yes, welcome Jade! It's great to have so many new members!