reviewnutt’s Comments (group member since Dec 26, 2013)

reviewnutt’s comments from the When authors collide... group.

Jacy,

I'm happy to help, but I strongly urge you to lose all the Elvis references and perhaps seek psychological help, or perhaps not. It might ruin your writing.

Emma, sorry, but you lose. Go rethink things.
I'm out of here...

Jenn wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Jenn wrote: "I just want to say you're such a jerk! Where do you get off judging these two like this. Who invited you to the party? You are just ..."

I would agree with you, but you're still an idiot.

Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Jenn wrote: "I just want to say you're such a jerk! Where do you get off judging these two like this. Who invited you to the party? You are just mean and it's clear you're not i..."

Then she should stay out of the debate...

Jacy wrote: "Jenn wrote: "Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "I'm here you big condescending jerk!
bring it! Twilight hasn't died, it's n..."

Oh I read it, you two should have read it...LOL

Jacy wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Jacy wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Jacy wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "No but I'm thinking you are...I appreciate Elvis, he just didn't know when to quit. Much like the Sylvester Stall..."

In that you win because you actually wrote a romance novel. Emma wrote a parody. Unfortunately, You have to ignore Elvis to enjoy it.

Jacy wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Jacy wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Jacy wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "No but I'm thinking you are...I appreciate Elvis, he just didn't know when to quit. Much like the Sylvester Stall..."

In that you win because you actually wrote a romance novel. Emma wrote a parody. Unfortunately, You have to ignore Elvis to enjoy it.

Jenn wrote: "Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "I'm here you big condescending jerk!
bring it! Twilight hasn't died, it's not over, it w..."

I liked that part, and the Ear malfunction of Zoe/Cloe. It works as a parody, it fails as romance novel. Learn to understand the difference, you moron.

Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "I'm here you big condescending jerk!
bring it! Twilight hasn't died, it's not over, it will never be ..."

t works as a parody, it fails as a quirky romance novel. You're selling snake oil, if you want this to be a quirky romance.

Jenn wrote: "I just want to say you're such a jerk! Where do you get off judging these two like this. Who invited you to the party? You are just mean and it's clear you're not interested in doing anything but ..."
Oh please little girl. Get off the playground and let the big boys play...

Jacy wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Jacy wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "No but I'm thinking you are...I appreciate Elvis, he just didn't know when to quit. Much like the Sylvester Stallone.

Jacy Oliver, that makes yo..."

Yeah, let's shoot Wayne Newton while we are at it. I'm so in favor. I didn't say Kate is a hooker, but the plot plays out the same way doesn't it? She's out of Cole's league (class), but he grabs her and she has to choose to play ball. To me, that's compelling part of your book. (Once I trained my mind to to block out all Elvis references.)

And how do I know if you knew what you were doing? You made the bad decision to include Elvis, for crying out loud...

Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "I'm here you big condescending jerk!
bring it! Twilight hasn't died, it's not over, it will never be over. It will live on."

Why in ..."

And this is why I asking myself why you participating in this debate. If I read your book as your attempt to understand your fascination with Twilight, while making fun of yourself for it, it would have been a great read. But no...

You try to pass it off as a quirky romance, which it is definitely not. It is a humorous parody and works. But since you entered this little contest, I would say it's a failure as a quirky romance.

Jacy wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "No but I'm thinking you are...I appreciate Elvis, he just didn't know when to quit. Much like the Sylvester Stallone.

Jacy Oliver, that makes you idiot number 2...
Your book s..."

Las Vegas was originally created by by Bugys Siegel. Should we celebrate that? I think not, go try again. If that's originality, you fail.

I will say this though, for dusting off the whole Pretty Woman plot, you managed to create a rather unique charter in Kate. The size 14 thing didn't escape me. Nor did the quick recovery from dumping her stuff on the counter and starting to cry, to seizing adventure and jumping in Cole's Ferrari.

Did you make Kate quirky on purpose, or was that an accident...

Emma wrote: "reviewnutt wrote: "Emma wrote: "I'm here you big condescending jerk!
bring it! Twilight hasn't died, it's not over, it will never be over. It will live on."

Why in the world you would think this d..."

Brad Pitt could have done that my dear, there is no way anyone wants to see Shatner in book, and especially on the bridge of the Enterprise again.

Which brings me too this question: why did you need a celebrity anyway? Your book is full of them.

No but I'm thinking you are...I appreciate Elvis, he just didn't know when to quit. Much like Sylvester Stallone.

Jacy Oliver, that makes you idiot number 2...
Your book should be condemned just because you put in Elvis. Of all the pop culture references you could use, why pick the King of Rock and Roll in his saddest moment of existence when he's being paraded around Los Vegas as a sad advertisement for the fat and pathetic. Can you explain that to me? That totally makes me automatically question Kate's judgment.

Emma wrote: "I'm here you big condescending jerk!
bring it! Twilight hasn't died, it's not over, it will never be over. It will live on."

Why in the world you would think this debate of yours is a good idea, I'll never know, but let me tell you both I have to admire your bravery while questioning your intelligence. Isn't it enough to put yourselves out there where you leave yourselves open to criticism, especially from people like me? Are you outside your little minds?

Well, you asked for it and now you're going to get it.

Emma, you're idiot number one. You certainly triumphed Jacy on this one. I mean even Priceline realized William Shatner was pathetic and killed him off. Did you really think it was a good idea to bring him back? Explain yourself...

When I caught wind of this debate, I just had to jump in. Here is my open invitation to theses two:

Dear Idiot #1 and 2,

I caught your debate on Goodreads and was intrigued enough to enough to see what all the fuss was about. I downloaded both and read them over last week, and let me say: I have no idea why you two would seek to draw attention to yourselves this way.

You may both be talented writers, but it's clear you both are rather delusional, amongst other mental deficiencies, which only mars your stories...

Emma, what I can I say? They have support groups for those obsessed with Twilight. You need to find one and quickly. I don't know if you know this, but even Stephanie Meyers has abandoned her series. Twilight is over, and I hate to tell you this but even the actors have given up on it, and each other. Not to mention, they got back together briefly, which invalidates your plot/fantasy. So basically, we can deep six your book, but we won't, just for the purpose of smearing it across Cyberland.

Jacy, I had a real problem with your book. Girl, Elvis is dead and I hope most of his fans have found a new obsession, because when Elvis when to Los Vegas it resulted in the sort of mind blowing travesty the Federal government should have stepped in to prevent. I'm talking about the sort of heinous misjudgment that could upset the natural order of the universe and end life as we know it. Someone should've retired Elvis few jelly donuts before he got to that point. You deserve to be hung and quartered for even thinking about introducing him in your book. It should be a crime resurrecting a sad, pathetic American icon in a book for the mere hope his name might sell a few books! We don't need to be reminded, we need to forget.

Emma, you're just as bad. I meant what the hell! Even Priceline killed off William Shatner, I'm not sure who is worse. Elvis or Shatner. But Shatner never could act, and as he became rounder and more arrogant, what few acting skills he owned gone as fast as warp speed. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking that was a good idea.

But, having looked at what was suppose to be your criteria for a quirky romance, I managed to somehow overcome these horrible absurdities and try to judge you books fairly. And while I think you both are complete idiots of the first order, I will try to actually debate the merits of your badly flawed books tomorrow on Goodreads, if you have the courage to accept my challenge.

Sincerely,
The reviewnutt,
Your 1234567 fan.