Garrett Cook’s Comments (group member since Sep 22, 2009)

Garrett Cook’s comments from the Bad Advice from Mykle Hansen group.

You're right! I should do that instead of letting bastard consumers have them and get semen and Cheetos dust all over the cover of their special handmade chapbooks. That's why I'm only selling them until tomorrow night. To keep jerks from ruining these ubercool Bizarro collectible preorders. And as for the value, I'm thirty pounds overweight and drink a lot of caffeine. I also don't look two ways most of the time when I cross the street and have crippling bipolar. There are constantly hellhounds nipping at my heels. It's hard being an up and coming cult author with a potentially small lifespan and Limited Edition collectibles to sell.

Dear Mykle,
I still have four Limited Edition signed, numbered copies of my new book Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective up for preorder at this site http://jimmyplush.blogspot.com. What should I do? This seems like a problem that even kickass satirical pulp teddybear hero Jimmy Plush can't solve, so I defer to you, author of Help! A Bear is Eating Me! for answers to this conundrum.
P.S I tried reading Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere for guidance, but all that happened was I laughed my ass off and I was very intellectually stimulated.