Matthew’s Comments (group member since May 14, 2011)

Matthew’s comments from the Write randomly! group.

I'm the burger in the mcdonalds happy meal. I came out of a pig that was pumped up with fat. Then I was delivered to one of the Mcdonalds in Omaha, Nebraska. I was put on a greesy grill. Then I was put on a plate. (then the child died of food poisoning/obesity)

On a lazy sunday morning, I was making my secret recipe which is full of: A ton of potato chips, brown sugar, sunflower seeds, and cornmeal. Yeah it kindof sounds nasty but it's delectable. For some reason I always have to listen to Xylophone solo's on a classical cd or else it won't be as good. While I was making it, a fingernail of mine and a part of my eyebrow was dropped into the bowl. After all of the chaos, I looked out the windowsill and saw that the world was ending.

I found a crazy person in thee closet, there was another person in there too. Also they were kissing with great passion. I freaked out, then when I recooperated I smacked them both in their very faces.

(you guys know that if you do it capital they won't have dots. Like this) I'M GETTING SICK OF MY LIFE IN CAPS LOCK! SAID DOT'S MOM. DOT THEN JOINED IN. WELL MOM I THINK THAT WE SHOULD JUST GO SPEAK JIBBERISH WHILE JABBING EACHOTHER WITH A STICK!

Get me a lawyer first.

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