
draco is awesome in AVPS!!!

DYJHIW your mom won't pay for you to see HP7 part 2 a 3rd time, and she's making you save your money?

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

I think it's nice that Voldemort waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry. Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education

When somebody says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say " You didn't expect that did you."

When somebody says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say " You didn't expect that did you."

a little kid in my neighborhood was running around his front lawn on a broomstick.
"i bet you wanna be harry potter." i told him
"absolutely!" was his reply
so i killed his parents and carved a lightning bolt into his forehead.

does anyone wonder where dora's parents were when she was running around mexico with a naked monkey while a naked fox tried to mug her?

people complain that life's too short.
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there, i fixed it!

ur parent ban u from using GR (which mine have...)

38. refer to showering as 'giving moaning myrtle an eyeful'