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1,802 voters
Listopia > Natalie's votes on the list Children's Books: not safe for kids! (13 Books)
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Mommy Needs A Fucking Break: The Internal Dialogue of A Burnt-Out Mom (Cancelled Children's Book for Adults) (Need A Break Series)
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"It's hilarious and relatable to all moms."
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rated it 5 stars
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Go the Fuck to Sleep
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"I literally had this book read to me by Samuel L. Jackson. It can't get any better than that."
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rated it 5 stars
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All My Friends Are Dead
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"I thought this would be a satirical book on dinosaurs but it's about the theme of friendship. It was unexpected and hilarious."
Natalie
rated it 5 stars
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There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent
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"The parenting on some of these animals are eye-opening. But still hilarious."
Natalie
rated it 5 stars
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Teacher Needs A Fucking Break: The Internal Dialogue of A Burnt-Out Educator (Cancelled Children's Book for Adults) (Need A Break Series)
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"Hilarious and relatable to all teachers."
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added it to to-read
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Mommy and Daddy want to F%#&
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"Relatable to all parents who want some alone time but just can't."
Natalie
rated it 5 stars
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Everybody Porks: A Humorous Guide to the Birds and Bees for Parents and Their Inquisitive Children
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"Using animals and humor to explain porking. Classic. "
Natalie
rated it 5 stars
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My Great Adventure
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"It's about the adventure of Vern the Sperm. How can you not like it?"
Natalie
rated it 5 stars
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My Owner Beats Me
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"The tragic beating of the wiener. Poor thing. "
Natalie
rated it 5 stars
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The Very Greedy Pussy
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"It has a cat and is a satire. How could I not love it?"
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If You Give a Mommy a Glass of Wine
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"Basically an adult version of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. Even if you aren't a parent you can still appreciate the humor behind it."
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My husband Spreads His Seed
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"The title speaks for itself. "
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Daddy Needs A Fucking Break: The Internal Dialogue of A Burnt-Out Dad (Cancelled Children's Book for Adults) (Need A Break Series)
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"Hilarious and relatable to all dads but doesn't overshadow the struggles of moms."
Natalie
rated it 5 stars
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