3.67 avg rating — 7,302,547 ratings

"Do I even need to explain myself on this one? Bella Swan, the lifeless, Mary Sue protagonist of Stephenie Meyer's magnum opus of wish fulfillment and poor writing."

3.99 avg rating — 2,073,548 ratings

"I understand the appeal of this book (sort of), but I just can't stand it. Even thinking about it makes me angry."

3.74 avg rating — 2,819,418 ratings

"This is one of Shakespeare's few works that I just don't like. Two people who kinda glanced at each other once and suddenly decided they would rather die than live without the other? I've already read Twilight, thanks."

4.13 avg rating — 4,374,694 ratings

"I don't get the appeal of this one. It failed to impress or engage me."

3.80 avg rating — 3,888,272 ratings

"Oh, you live a privileged life in a large city and your brother is a writer in Hollywood? Tell me more about how tortured you are. Make sure to use the word "damn" at least a dozen times."

3.76 avg rating — 496,467 ratings

"Twilight: Team Jacob Edition"

3.91 avg rating — 663,196 ratings

"Many people have said that this series is confusing at first, but gets better as you read onward. I wasn't confused, I was just bored. I didn't care about anything--certainly not the main character."

4.36 avg rating — 3,487,595 ratings

"More like, 'The Kite Bummer.' Yes, I know that was lame."

4.14 avg rating — 476,810 ratings

"I just didn't really care for this one. My 8th grade self certainly didn't appreciate the almost sex scene around the middle of the book. Hell, my current self doesn't appreciate sex scenes in books."