3.67 avg rating — 7,299,444 ratings

"I wouldn't let my hypothetical daughter read anything that comes off of Stephenie Meyer's typewriter, so to speak. She's such an abhorrent writer, I don't want to risk my own offspring getting infected by the stupidity."

3.76 avg rating — 496,433 ratings

"Shiver is equal parts stupid and disgusting. It saddens me that wolves had to be attached to this. Wolves deserve better."

3.80 avg rating — 3,886,670 ratings

"No, it's not because of the curse words. It's because this book is probably one of the biggest wastes of time I have ever read. Granted, the main protagonist is male, but the way Holden whines and goes on about his life, he might as well be considered a TSTL heroine."

3.77 avg rating — 63,088 ratings

"I actually might let my hypothetical daughter read this, but only once she's grown and is well-versed in fantasy. So she can laugh at it."

3.92 avg rating — 743,317 ratings

"Never actually read this book, but from what I've read about it, there's no way in hell I'd even allow this turd in my house. No Twilight, no Hush, Hush."

3.67 avg rating — 2,860,580 ratings

"Do I even need to explain myself here? Again, I haven't actually read it myself, but its so notoriously bad that I pretty much don't need to. This thing could be used to represent the moral decay of western society. It's that bad."