3.12 avg rating — 1,966 ratings

"The most god-awful thing I've ever seen. I read plenty of trashy stuff without complaining, but oh god, this... I couldn't get through the first 20 pages. My boyfriend couldn't get through the second paragraph. William Shatner cannot write. Big surprise."

4.02 avg rating — 2,922 ratings

"You see, people who experience natural disasters and horrible tragedies aren't using the law of attraction, which is like listening to your iPod on shuffle! So they, like, totally got a song they didn't feel like listening to!"