3.45 avg rating — 3,554 ratings

"Offensive two dimensional characters, a plot like a stagnant pond and the author bragging about how he dragged this 'opus' out for 1.2 MILLION words. Technically I threw it across the room in frustration halfway through the first book but that's still more of my time then some complete books I've read. (And actually enjoyed)
Hint to other authors: If it takes you 400 words to establish that your bad guy is slimy, whiny and ineffectual, your good guy is a the most Mary Sue of every 'All American hero stereotype' ever, and your female lead is an angry leather wearing dominatrix/virginal kitten in the arms of the 'Hero' and the plot STILL has yet to make more than a cursory appearance then you have failed. Hang your head in shame. Throw out your word processor and take up plumbing or fast food service."