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Who Should Kill Edward Cullen?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Blade
Count Dracula
Lestat
Abraham Van Helsing
Spike (from BTVS/Angel)
One of the 30 Days of Night vampires
David from The Lost Boys,
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When all else fails, always go for the Classic Dracula!
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Good one....I'll add that.
I suppose I must be being dense here, but who is Edward Cullen? I've got a horrible feeling I'm going to say "Oh yeah" in an embarrassed way shortly!
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LOL...that's okay. Edward Cullen is the *cough* "vampire" *cough* *cough* who is the love interest of Bella Swan in Twilight. He's the guy that Robert Pattinson plays in the Twilight movies. Does that answer your question?
I knew that! Actually I have had no interest in watching or reading Twilight thanks to all the clips of it I've seen. I hoped it was going to be on par with True blood but very quickly realised it was anything but. That's why I haven't a clue what any of the characters are called. I suppose that for me to say what a load of crap twilight is I should watch it all, but I like vampires to be bad, nasty and sexy like Pam in True blood. I could watch a whole episode of just her no problem, she has style and viciousness . Dracula had loads of class and style, you know what I'm saying.These qualities are not present in twilight, and lets face it a vampire like Pam would rip a new arse hole in any of twilights characters! Lol
Still back to your original question, any of the candidates you put up would make a good job of it. Imagine the Twilight script being merged with 30 days of night, BLOOD BATH! The 30 days of night vamps would make mince meat of everything, that would make a film worth watching! He'd need to be able to do a hell of a lot more than run up trees in that scenario!
Hope this has given me a little street cred back!
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Did you know the same guy who directed 30 Days of Night also directed Twilight: Eclipse?
IT'S TRUE....
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1720541/?r...
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I take that back, because the main argument among the "twitards" is that "all the people who hate Twilight have never read the books". WHICH I KNOW FOR A FACT IS BULLSHIT! And I did read it, atleast the first one. I read it for research purposes, knew I was gonna hate it from the start. I originally had planned to read all the books, but the first one was so bad and painful to read that I was like, "that's it, I can't take it anymore". And nonone had damn well better argue that I need to read the rest of that shit, cause I remember being in certain parts of that book where I wanted to literally throw the damned thing across the room, or set it on fire like so many people are doing on YouTube. But, you should at least try it, as painful as it is. That's just a suggestion.
I read 3/4 of the series(Breaking Dawn is too old for me at the moment), plus the rough draft of Midnight Sun, and it was painful! Since when are vampires god-like creatures? Since when do they sparkle? Since when do they go vegan? Since when do they get all attractive and fall in love with stupid, shallow, bland, idiotic heroines? Ugghhh..... and only gets worse when you include the irritating reminders of Edward's "flawless beauty"(please, put your dear Adonis statue in the Metropolitan Museum where it belongs), and Bella's self-deprecation, and the general antifeminism of the novels. Twilight is the stupidest thing ever in the history of stupid.
I really want to buy the whole series, and then burn it, and post it on Facebook or Youtube or something.
