“Well, thanks, but the universe disagrees with you,” Peril said, jerking her head at the enormous crack in the side of the mountain. “Peril!” called one of the dragons in the distance. “Good luck,” Peril whispered. “Make it something really cool, like his insides exploding. Or his face falling off. I’m kidding! I’m a little bit kidding. I mean, insides exploding would be pretty cool, right? Never mind, it’s up to you! Destroy him and save the world! Three moons, I wish I could do it!” She took off and flashed away, fast as a firework. Turtle shivered. Save the world? That’s not my thing either. I would definitely mess it up. That’s way, way too much pressure. I’m clearly not a hero. He raised his eyes to the shadowy peaks of Jade Mountain. But I know where I can find some.”