“I ordered a latte to drink. They have a crazy system here. When you order a coffee or a Coke or anything to drink—except alcohol—they refill you and refill you until you can’t take it anymore. When you finish your glass, the server comes to ask if you want more. You could have twenty refills if you wanted. They do it because the people here are idiots. Even when they’re in a group, they all order drinks, rather than having one and sharing it.”