“Y’know,” the blonde continued, “when I walked into that bar, I looked at you and I thought Gretchen, don’t do it – he looks like a weirdo. But I ignored that voice, Remington. I ignored it and I gave you a chance and this is what happens? This?” “I don’t want to kill you!” Remington wailed. “But I have to!” “You are the worst first date ever!” she yelled. “Definitely in the top three!”