“I’ve often said that when he made humans, the all-knowing god must
have been admitting a mistake with his first crew of companions and
servants, so he dumbed down your design a bit. Thus, you having such
difficulty pronouncing what I consider a perfectly commonplace name. Still,
it comes in handy, as it keeps me from getting summoned by every Anton,
Aleister, and Harry who bumbles his way to the chapter on summoning in
whatever book on the dark arts is in his possession.”