“But when Guff looks my way, he defo snubs me. Oh no, he’s turning his back and pressing the volume up on the system. ‘Shame on a Nigga’ by Wu Tang btw, classic old school. I decide to sit down somewhere abso obvious, beside the fire, hoping that if Guff makes eye contact again I can do that Wu Tang W sign with both hands, so he knows I’m down with Shaolin.”