“The Turing Test – the sort of thing that only a demented empiricist could devise – is one of the silliest tests ever to be taken seriously as a test. It’s equivalent to saying, “If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck” – even though we know it’s actually a machine-duck with no organic parts, which we have painstakingly programmed to exhibit duck behavior … to quack like a duck.”