“I thought about the probability of getting a “yes” from a girl when a guy proposes to her. The girl would either say “yes” or “no”. So the probability for either outcome is equal or 50%. But if you ask guys before proposing to their crush, most would say the probability is 100%. Of course, for getting a “no.” I was not any different from the majority. However, that thought didn’t frighten me a bit. Because I was sitting on the toilet seat, which was unarguably the most comfortable seat in the world. I tilted my head up with closed eyes and relieved myself peacefully.”