“I thought i would play with him a little but the guy in the sea seems to be really adorable. The girls think he has kind eyes. And suddenly everyone is upset because he is married! Life is funny. Funnier than I thought. Let's continue. What's next? What about describing mermaids? Naked ones, blonde ones, chubby ones, black ones, transsexual ones.. Anything you like.. Let's do it, brother.”