“See? That's everything wrong with the patriarchy and all that scented tampon shit. Vaginas aren't supposed to look like flowers or smell like flowers or be fucking flowers."

"Hold up, I'm not saying they can't be in the flower family, just that they can't be a lily or a daffodil. If they had to be flower, since you've planted this idea in my head, then they'd be an anomaly-type flower, the badass ones that eat flies.”