“masses. But I’m actually getting quite used to not having a life. After all, I’d only be out having fun and spending money, so it’s a great way to save. I’m sure this is why being a doctor has the reputation for being well paid. It isn’t actually that good when you consider the amount of hours we do, but because we never get the time to spend it, it just sits in our bank accounts until we become consultants. At which point it’s used to fund acrimonious divorces from spouses that are fed up with never seeing you. But today wasn’t too bad – quite a bit of sitting round in”