“Instead, I bashed “data analyst” and “Parker” into Google. A box appeared on my screen and demanded to know if I was a robot or not. “How many times do I need to tell you, Google, I am not a robot,” I snapped. The prompt asked me to pick all the images of boats I could see. “Could a robot do this?” I said dramatically, and quickly clicked on the four images of boats. A message popped up: Please try again.”