“That's a relief," I admitted. "So, you're aware...does that mean you were a criminal back home?"
"Yes."
"And?"
"And what?"
"What were you convicted of?" I asked.
"Ah. Improper use of resources."
"Right...What did you do?"
"I destroyed the sun."
"WHAT?" I practically screamed.
"I jest."
"I fucking hope so! What did you do?"
"We were volunteers," it said.”