“I rejected it outright when the team brought it up. I can’t stand social media - the endless highlight reels and fake smiles, curated lives that mean nothing. I don’t understand how people have the time or energy to maintain that presence. Don’t even get me started on the character of people who waste all their time on those platforms, putting on a show for people they’ll never meet. I don’t see the appeal of making yourself vulnerable to an audience that doesn’t give a shit about you. And now, somehow, I’m part of it.”