“And anyway, for the hundredth time, Nick did not dump me, it was a time-out."
"Semantics, it was so a dumping."
"Cara, you do sound pretty harsh sometimes," says Bailey.
"Harsh? Me? I've got the biggest heart of anyone."
"No, you've got the biggest mouth," says Kate. "It's not the same organ at all."
"Don't you remember how devastated I was when Michael Jackson died? And George Michael, I cried for nearly a whole week."
"Yup, dead pop stars named Michael--- then you're pure compassion," mutters Kate. "When Michael Bublé dies, perhaps you'll compose a requiem.”