“So if I take off my clothes and lay down on the table, you wouldn’t have sex with me?”

He chuckled. “Nope.”
“You sure?”

"Yep.” He continued on with cooking while I stood there, dumbfounded. I didn’t believe him for a second. His back stiffened when I took off my shirt and pants and climbed up on the table."

“I am so hungry,” I announced, waiting for him to turn around. When he did, he completely ignored me and sat down with his plate of food.
He pointed to the counter. “Your plate’s up there.”