“Isn't there a mirror someplace where you can go admire yourself?" - Molly

"I never knew a woman so hung up on my good looks." - Kevin

"All your women are hung up on your good looks. They just pretend it's your personality."

"I swear, somebody needs to spank you."

"You are, like, so not the man to do it."

"You are, like, such a damned brat.”