“I smile at the interviewer’s stern face to buy more time. This is why I hate interviews. I don’t see the point of them; you can’t really be honest. I can’t tell Mrs. Chainani that I left my producer job because all my colleagues were bitches. The job was too stressful and everyone was horrible. It certainly wasn’t glamorous. I’m not really passionate about the media. I’m not passionate about anything, really. I just need a job. Anything will do.”