“Horror should not make you wish to be bitten by a vampire so you too can sparkle like a little bitch, it shouldn’t make you want your monthly period to see you sprout fur and howl longingly at the moon forever out of reach, and it shouldn’t make you dream of creating fancy love potions to win the man who won’t look at you twice. Horror should make you shit your pants. It should creep you out and make you want to leave the light on, it should make you check under the bed for monsters or intruders, it should make you feel uncomfortable.”