“me. I swear, if I hear one more time how Muriel saved fucking Hell, I’m gonna go postal.” “It’s not her fault she’s the one your dad calls.” “I’ll blame her if I damn well want to.” “Fine, blame your half-sister for things she doesn’t control. What I’d like to know is why you’re ignoring Bambi, too. She called again.” “Did you tell her I was busy?” “I told her you were whacking off in the garage because you’re an oversexed perv like your dad.”
―
Hell's King
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