“Last year, I changed from an allround good, thoughtful bloke to one with a tad more drive. This year, during phase B of the changes, I’ve come out of my off-season cocoon as a dead-set aggressive wanker. Both stages of this metamorphosis can be attributed to the provocateur Ms Leigh. God help us if I ever get to phase C. It’s bound to be tragic. I’ve never felt this lethal in my life. Jerome Kremers, book 2, TEAM PURSUIT”