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“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor

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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin

tags: bad-girls, christmas, santa, santa-claus, sex

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“If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.”
― Ernest Hemingway, 88 Poems

tags: christmas, christmas-tree, felo-de-se, hanging, suicide, valentine, valentine-s-day

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