Andy > Andy's Quotes

“They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.”
― Lewis Black

“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.”
― Lewis Black, Me of Little Faith

“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice.”
― Lewis Black