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  • #1
    Leigh Bardugo
    “Kaz leaned back. "What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?"
    "Knife to the throat?" asked Inej.
    "Gun to the back?" said Jesper.
    "Poison in his cup?" suggested Nina.
    "You're all horrible," said Matthias.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows

  • #2
    Leigh Bardugo
    “I would have come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together-knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Crooked Kingdom

  • #3
    Leigh Bardugo
    “Many boys will bring you flowers. But someday you'll meet a boy who will learn your favorite flower, your favorite song, your favorite sweet. And even if he is too poor to give you any of them, it won't matter because he will have taken the time to know you as no one else does. Only that boy earns your heart.”
    Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows

  • #4
    Brent Weeks
    “I don’t ask you to like reality. I only ask you to be strong enough to face it.”
    Brent Weeks, The Way of Shadows

  • #5
    Brent Weeks
    “..because the only kind of love I have to offer is stupid and blind and so deep and powerful that I feel like I'm cracking just to hold it in.”
    Brent Weeks, The Way of Shadows

  • #6
    Brent Weeks
    “king: "You're...you're shit! You shitting, shitting shit!"
    "Your Majesty," Durzo said gravely. "A man of your stature's cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears.”
    Brent Weeks, The Way of Shadows

  • #7
    Brent Weeks
    “Dying well is easy,it only takes a moment of courage. It’s living well that I couldn’t do. What’s death compared to that.”
    Brent Weeks, The Way of Shadows

  • #8
    Scott Lynch
    “There’s no freedom quite like the freedom of being constantly underestimated.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #9
    Scott Lynch
    “Someday, Locke Lamora,” he said, “someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.”
    “Oh please,” said Locke. “It’ll never happen.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #10
    Scott Lynch
    “... It's perfect! Locke would appreciate it."

    "Bug," Calo said, "Locke is our brother and our love for him knows no bounds. But the four most fatal words in the Therin language are 'Locke would appreciate it.'"

    "Rivalled only by 'Locke taught me a new trick,'" added Galo.

    "The only person who gets away with Locke Lamora games ..."

    "... is Locke ..."

    "... because we think the gods are saving him up for a really big death. Something with knives and hot irons ..."

    "... and fifty thousand cheering spectators.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #11
    Scott Lynch
    “I cut off his fingers to get him to talk, and when he'd confessed everything I wanted to hear, I had his fucking tongue cut out, and the stump cauterized."

    Everyone in the room stared at him.

    "I called him an asshole, too," said Locke. "He didn't like that.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #12
    Scott Lynch
    “When you don't know everything that you could know, it's a fine time to shut your fucking noisemaker and be polite.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #13
    Scott Lynch
    “Nice bird, asshole!”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #14
    Scott Lynch
    “I can't wait to have words with the Gray King when this shit is all finished," Locke whispered. "There's a few things I want to ask him. Philosophical questions. Like, 'How does it feel to be dangled out a window by a rope tied around your balls, motherfucker?”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #15
    Scott Lynch
    “You can't help being young, but it's past time that you stopped being stupid.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #16
    Scott Lynch
    “If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #17
    Scott Lynch
    “Locke sighed.
    'So this is winning,' he said.
    'It is,' replied Jean.
    'It can go fuck itself,' said Locke.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #18
    Scott Lynch
    “You're one third bad intentions, one third pure avarice, and one eighth sawdust. What's left, I'll credit, must be brains.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #19
    Scott Lynch
    “My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #20
    Scott Lynch
    “Those prancing little pants-wetters come here to learn the colorful and gentlemanly art of fencing, with its many sporting limitations and its proscriptions against dishonorable engagements. You on the other hand, you are going to learn how to kill men with a sword.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #21
    Scott Lynch
    “I don’t need to be reminded that we’re up to our heads in dark water. I just want you boys to remember that we’re the gods-damned sharks.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #22
    Scott Lynch
    “[W]hen you find yourself face to face with one [Bondsmage], you bow and scrape and mind your 'sirs' and 'madams.'"

    ...

    'Nice bird, asshole,' said Locke.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #23
    Scott Lynch
    “I'm not gong to kill you," said Locke

    I'm going to play a little game I like to call 'Scream in pain until you answer my fucking questions.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #24
    Scott Lynch
    “But you didn't die."
    "Clever lad, to deduce that from such slender evidence after living with me for just three years.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #25
    Scott Lynch
    “I didn't promise you shit. My dead friends, on the other hand--I made them certain promises I intend to keep.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #26
    Scott Lynch
    “What thief does not fight to hold what he has?"

    "One that has something better," said Locke.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #27
    Scott Lynch
    “You’ll pardon me,” he finally said, “if the suggestion that the minuscule black turnip you call a heart is suddenly overflowing with generosity toward me leaves me wanting to arm myself and put my back against a wall.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #28
    Scott Lynch
    “It must be nice to be righteous; from where I stand it looks like fucking lunacy.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #29
    Scott Lynch
    “Gentlemen Bastards." hissed Locke, "do not abandon one another, and we do not run when we owe vengeance.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #30
    Scott Lynch
    “Good. Well. Shit." Locke rubbed his gloved hands together. "I guess that's that. I'm all out of rhetorical flourishes.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora
    tags: humor



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