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    Jon Stewart
    “Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”
    ― Jon Stewart
    tags: humor, religion
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    Aldous Huxley
    “An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”
    ― Aldous Huxley
    tags: attributed, intellectualism
    1235 likes

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    Mark Twain
    “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: individuality, majority, minority, pause, reflect, wisdom
    43888 likes

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    Nelson DeMille
    “The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you are finished.”
    ― Nelson De Mille
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    J.K. Rowling
    “To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
    tags: death, dumbledore, harry, inspirational, philosophers-stone, ron, sorcerers-stone
    25335 likes

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  • #6
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    ― Frank Zappa
    tags: books, humor
    151413 likes

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    Tom Stoppard
    “Pirates could happen to anyone.”
    ― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
    178 likes

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    Stephen R. Covey
    “You have to decide what your highest priorities are and have the courage—pleasantly, smilingly, nonapologetically, to say “no” to other things. And the way you do that is by having a bigger “yes” burning inside. The enemy of the “best” is often the “good.”
    ― Stephen Covey
    256 likes

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    Roland Barthes
    “I am interested in language because it wounds or seduces me.”
    ― Roland Barthes, The Pleasure of the Text
    1915 likes

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    Carlos Ruiz Zafón
    “The moment you stop to think about whether you love someone, you've already stopped loving that person forever.”
    ― Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind
    tags: love
    1584 likes

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    Thomas Pynchon
    “If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.”
    ― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow
    tags: paranoia, proverbs, wit
    1753 likes

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    Thomas Pynchon
    “They're in love. Fuck the war.”
    ― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow
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  • #13
    Grant Morrison
    “Sometimes it’s only madness that makes us what we are.”
    ― Grant Morrison, Batman: Arkham Asylum - A Serious House on Serious Earth
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    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories
    tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
    71687 likes

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    Elie Wiesel
    “The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.”
    ― Elie Wiesel
    tags: activism, apathy, hate, indifference, inspirational, love, opposite, philosophy
    42028 likes

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    Oscar Wilde
    “Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
    tags: experience-mistakes-wisdom
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    Oscar Wilde
    “I don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
    tags: emotions, mercy
    5096 likes

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    Allen Saunders
    “Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.”
    ― Allen Saunders
    tags: fate, life, misattributed-john-lennon, planning, plans
    43665 likes

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    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    ― Mae West
    tags: humor, life
    119058 likes

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    Hans Christian Andersen
    “But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more.”
    ― Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid
    4210 likes

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    Italo Calvino
    “A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say.”
    ― Italo Calvino, The Uses of Literature
    tags: books, classics, literature, meaning, reading, words
    4777 likes

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    Jean-Paul Sartre
    “There may be more beautiful times, but this one is ours.”
    ― Jean-Paul Sartre
    862 likes

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    Edgar Allan Poe
    “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
    ― Edgar Allan Poe
    14525 likes

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  • #24
    Voltaire
    “I hate women because they always know where things are.”
    ― Voltaire
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  • #25
    Ray Bradbury
    “You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.”
    ― Ray Bradbury
    tags: culture, reading
    11722 likes

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  • #26
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “You have to be a bit of a liar to tell a story the right way.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    1538 likes

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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “The best lies about me are the ones I told.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    tags: lies, lying, self-deception, tricksters
    1080 likes

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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “The boy grows upward, but the girl grows up.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    605 likes

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  • #29
    Patrick Rothfuss
    “It wasn't even a good note. 'If you are reading this I am probably dead.' What sort of a note is that?”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    420 likes

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    Patrick Rothfuss
    “Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.”
    ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
    668 likes



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