Kadi > Kadi's Quotes

“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
― Sheng Wang

“I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.”
― Betty White

“Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.”
― Betty White, If You Ask Me

“Trolls suck.”
― Betty White

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”
― Johnny Depp

“My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”
― Johnny Depp

“We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we're all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us.”
― Johnny Depp

“I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”
― Johnny Depp

“Life's pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? I'm a pirate, after all.”
― Johnny Depp

“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.”
― Johnny Depp

“I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled.”
― Johnny Depp

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
― Johnny Depp

“One of the greatest pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten in my life was from my mom. When I was a little kid there was a kid who was bugging me at school and she said “Okay, I’m gonna tell you what to do. If the kid’s bugging you and puts his hands on you; you pick up the nearest rock...”
― Johnny Depp

“You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.”
― Johnny Depp

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”
― Johnny Depp

“I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?”
― Orlando Bloom