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“I failed you, Master,” said Wex, crouching down on one knee in front of the throne. “But I will make it up to you, I promise.” “Nah, she’ll probably just fail you again, I reckon,” said Carl. “Just throw her into the lava pit.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 13: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Boggo getting married!” said Boggo excitedly. “And Boggo want Carl to be best man!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 34: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Can my statue be holding a baked potato?” Carl asked.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 34: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Extra Alex and extra cheese — just the way you like it!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 34: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Can I have a glass of lava please?” Alex shouted back. “I’m feeling a bit thirsty.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 9: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Why’s the sewer water brown?” Carl asked, looking horrified.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 6: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“And I’m guessing the evokers are the wizard dudes who make teeth come out of the ground and summon fairies?” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I’m begging for mercy now,” said Carl, “please stop with the preaching. You’re boring me to tears.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“How could I ever live without your sarcastic quips, Carl?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 7: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I am the last of the pigmen, The loneliest pigman of all, And when I am gone, and it’s the end of my song, The line of the pigmen will fall.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Then POOF, Bastion disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving nothing but a pile of diamond armor.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 26: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Barbarius swung his massive fist into Barbarius’s face.”
― Splendiferous Steve, The Quest for the Obsidian Pickaxe 8: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I have a reputation as a cool dude to maintain,” Carl explained”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dancing is for fools,” said Spidroth.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Unfortunately, I’m allergic to dancing,” said Carl. “If I try to dance, I come out in a rash.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 35: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Herobrine nodded. “I won’t. Besides, I don’t want Cassiopeia to use her mental jujitsu on me.”
― Dr. Block, Kindred

“Grievous,”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 17

“My name is Maynard Vladimir McGullicuty Gomez de Souza Reynolds. That is a proper name.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 17

“What kind of mumbo-jumbo is this?”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 11-15

“I think you underestimate how much fun a slimepoline will be,” Jack said.”
― Pixel Ate, The Accidental Minecraft Family: Book 8

“Dave found his head moving towards Spidroth’s, the two of them getting closer and closer and — CLANG-A-LANG-A-LANG-A-LANG!!!!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“I won’t ask again,” said Marie. “Come here, girl. Now.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“If you’re rude to people, they’re more productive,” Carl insisted. “It’s a well-known fact.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 32: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“Hey, Noble Dark One! Get down here. Oi! I got some samogorths that need to go home.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

“We could smell the battle before we saw it.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

“I fell to my knees and sobbed.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

“How about… Turd?” I asked.”
― Blocky Dude, The Story of Steve 6: Age of Confusion

“Minion 303.”
― Blocky Dude, The Story of Steve 6: Age of Confusion

“lama”
― Blocky Dude, The Story of Steve 6: Age of Confusion

“Sherblock Holmes”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London