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  • #1
    Cassandra Clare
    “He recognized and accepted this strange new feeling: that he would rather be hurt himself than hurt Alec.”
    Cassandra Clare, The Course of True Love [and First Dates]

  • #2
    Cassandra Clare
    “Maybe Alexander Lightwood would not break his heart.”
    Cassandra Clare, The Course of True Love [and First Dates]

  • #3
    Cassandra Clare
    “He knew Alec enough by now to know the conflicting impulses that warred in him. He was conscientious, the kind of person who believed that the others around him were so much more important than he was, who already believed he was letting everybody down. And he was honest, the kind of person that was naturally open about all he felt and wanted. Alec's virtues had made a trap for him; these two good qualities had collided painfully. He felt he could not be honest without disappointing everyone he loved. It was a hideous conundrum for him. It was as if the world had been designed to make him unhappy.”
    Cassandra Clare, What to Buy the Shadowhunter Who Has Everything

  • #4
    Cassandra Clare
    “What welcome?” Magnus asked. “I’d say it was a pleasure to meet you, but it wasn’t. Not that you aren’t all fairly charming, and as for you—” He dropped a glittery wink at Alec, who looked astounded. “Call me?”
    Alec blushed and stuttered and probably would have stood there all night if Jace hadn’t grasped his elbow and hauled him toward the door, Isabelle at their heels.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #5
    Cassandra Clare
    “The posters bore the words WITH THE PASSING YEARS COMES...IMPOTENCE! Magnus found himself staring at the posters with a sort of absent horror. He looked at Alec and found that Alec could not tear his eyes away either. He wondered if Alec was aware that Magnus was three hundred years old and whether Alec was considering exactly how impotent one might become after that much time.”
    Cassandra Clare, The Course of True Love [and First Dates]

  • #6
    Cassandra Clare
    “She winced and covered her ears as Eric,onstage, wrestled with his microphone.

    "Sorry about that, guys!" he yelled. "All right. I'm Eric, and this is my homeboy Matt on the drums. My first poem is called 'Untitled.'" He screwed up his face as if in pain, and wailed into the mike. "Come my faux juggernaut, my nefarious loins! Slather every protuberance with arid zeal!"

    Simon slid down in his seat. "Please don't tell anyone I know him."

    Clary giggled. "Who uses the word 'loins'?"

    "Eric," Simon said grimly. "All his poems have loins in them."

    'Turgid is my torment!" Eric wailed. "Agony swells within!"

    "You bet it does," Clary said.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #7
    Cassandra Clare
    “Little James Herondale, age two, was in fact holding a dagger quite well. He stabbed it into a sofa cushion, sending out a burst of feathers.
    "Ducks," he said, pointing at the feathers.”
    Cassandra Clare, Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy

  • #8
    Cassandra Clare
    “The witch grunted. "Love gone wrong. The worst."
    Jace made a soft, almost inaudible noise at that—a chuckle. Dorothea's ears pricked like a cat's. "What's so funny, boy?"
    "What would you know about it?" he said. "Love, I mean."
    Dorothea folded her soft white hands in her lap. "More than you might think," she said.
    "Didn't I read your tea leaves, Shadowhunter? Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?"
    Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
    Dorothea roared at that. "At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
    "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #9
    Cassandra Clare
    “Alec furrowed his brow. “So you’re scrapbooking?” Magnus made a face. “To the lay observer, what I’m doing might look similar, yes.”
    Cassandra Clare, The Red Scrolls of Magic

  • #10
    Cassandra Clare
    “Attacking is what demons usually do, If it was after me specifically, I assume it was jealous of my style and charm.”
    Cassandra Clare, The Red Scrolls of Magic

  • #11
    Cassandra Clare
    “It’s official,” he declared to no one in particular. “This is the worst vacation ever.”
    Cassandra Clare, The Red Scrolls of Magic

  • #12
    Cassandra Clare
    “I simply cannot see why one would wish to picnic in the nude. There would be ants in dreadful places.”
    Cassandra Clare, Chain of Gold

  • #13
    Cassandra Clare
    “Tonight looked to be some kind of stir-fry, but it appeared to have bread in it. There were peppers. There was something red.
    It was pizza. Someone has stir-fried a pizza.
    "No," he said out loud.
    [...]
    Maybe someone had dropped the pizz, or it broke up in the middle of cooking and for some reason the only conceivable solution was to put it in a pan and wing it.”
    Cassandra Clare, Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy
    tags: funny

  • #14
    Cassandra Clare
    “Alec tugged at the front of Max’s sailor suit. “That’s a lot of ribbons there, buddy.” Max nodded sadly. “Too much ribbons.” “What happened to your sweater?” “That’s a fine question, Alexander. Allow me to unfold to you the tale. Max rolled his sweater in the cat litter,” Magnus related. “So he could ‘look like Daddy.’ Thus he must wear the sailor suit of shame. I don’t make the rules. Oh, wait, yes, I do.” He waved a reproving finger at Max, who laughed again and tried to grab for the glitter of rings.”
    Cassandra Clare, The Land I Lost

  • #15
    Cassandra Clare
    “Alec slid his hand up to cup his boyfriend's jaw. There was light stubble on Magnus's skin, which Alec always loved. It made him think of the way Magnus looked when he first woke up, before the rest of the world saw him, before he put on his clothes like armor, when he was just Alec's.”
    Cassandra Clare, Queen of Air and Darkness

  • #16
    Cassandra Clare
    “Magnus said, in a low voice, “And what’s that one?” Alec answered, “Stamina.” Magnus stared. “Are you serious?” Alec began to grin. “Yeah.” “Really, though,” Magnus said. “I want to be clear on this. You’re not just saying that to be sexy?” “No,” Alec answered, his voice husky, and swallowed. “But I’m glad if it is.”
    Cassandra Clare, The Red Scrolls of Magic

  • #17
    Cassandra Clare
    “Yes,” Magnus said. “About that. I deeply appreciate you saving my life. I’m very attached to my life. However, if it comes to a choice between your life and mine, Alec, remember I have already lived a very long time.”
    Cassandra Clare, The Red Scrolls of Magic

  • #18
    Cassandra Clare
    “Magnus had a hard-won high opinion of himself, and he had an even higher opinion of Alec.”
    Cassandra Clare, The Red Scrolls of Magic

  • #19
    Cassandra Clare
    “Alec waited. He’d heard kids
    say terrible things before now. Adults poured poison in their minds, and
    then it came out of their mouths.
    Lily laughed.
    “He said,” Lily reported with unholy joy, “‘What is that cool man doing
    with you?”
    Cassandra Clare, The Land I Lost

  • #20
    Cassandra Clare
    “Thinking deep thoughts?” Alec asked. Magnus scoffed. “I try not to.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #21
    Cassandra Clare
    “aren't you, uh... reproducing?

    "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #22
    Cassandra Clare
    “I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?"
    "You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't."
    "There goes my Saturday.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

  • #23
    Cassandra Clare
    “It's not funny, Jace," Alec interrupted, starting to his feet. "Are you just going to let her stand there and call me names?"

    "Yes," Jace said kindly. "It'll do you good-- try to think of it as endurance training.”
    cassandra Clare

  • #24
    Cassandra Clare
    “You never laugh," she said. "You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention."
    For a moment he was silent. Then, "You," he said, half reluctantly. "You make me laugh. From the moment you hit me with that bottle."
    "It was a jug," she said automatically.
    His lips quirked up at the corners. "Not to mention the way you always correct me. With that funny look on your face when you do it. And the way you shouted at Gabriel Lightwood. And even the way you talked back to de Quincey. You make me..." He broke off, looking at her, and she wondered if she looked the way she felt - stunned and breathless.”
    Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “Take off your shirt."
    Jace raised his eyebrows.
    "I'm not going to attack you," she said impatiently. "I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning."
    "Are you sure?" he asked, obediently sliding the shirt off his shoulders. "Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls

  • #26
    Cassandra Clare
    “Jem gave her a wistful look. “Must you go? I was rather hoping that you’d stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must.”
    “I’ll stay,” Will said a bit crossly, and threw himself down in the armchair Tessa had just vacated. “I can minister angelically.”
    “None too convincingly. And you’re not as pretty to look at as Tessa is,” Jem said, closing his eyes as he leaned back against the pillow.
    “How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared it to gazing at the radiance of the sun.”
    Jem still had his eyes closed. “If they mean that it gives you a headache, they aren’t wrong.”
    Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

  • #27
    Cassandra Clare
    “What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

  • #28
    Cassandra Clare
    “Lex malla, lex nulla,” said Julian with a regretful wave of his hand. It was the Blackthorn family motto: A bad law is no law.
    “I wonder what other family mottoes are,” Emma mused. “Do you know any?”
    “The Lightwood family motto is ‘We mean well.’ ”
    “Very funny.”
    Julian looked over at her. “No, really, it actually is.”
    “Seriously? So what’s the Herondale family motto? ‘Chiseled but angsty’?”
    He shrugged. ‘If you don’t know what your last name is, it’s probably Herondale’?”
    Emma burst out laughing. “What about Carstairs?” she asked, tapping Cortana. “ ‘We have a sword’? ‘Blunt instruments are for losers’?”
    “Morgenstern,” offered Julian. “ ‘When in doubt, start a war’?”
    Cassandra Clare, Lord of Shadows

  • #29
    Cassandra Clare
    “Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic?

    "Actually," replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infomercials you'd know that.”
    Cassandra Clare

  • #30
    Cassandra Clare
    “A forty-foot worm?" Will muttered to Jem as they moved through the Italian garden, their boots - thanks to a pair of Soundless runes - making no noise on the gravel. "Think of the size of the fish we could catch."

    Jem's lips twitched. "It's not funny, you know."
    "It is a bit.”
    Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess



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