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  • #1
    Douglas Adams
    “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #2
    Douglas Adams
    “Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”
    Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

  • #3
    Douglas Adams
    “I have detected disturbances in the wash.'

    'The wash?'

    'The space-time wash.'

    'Are we talking about some sort of Vogon laundromat, or what are we talking about?'

    'Eddies in the space-time continuum.'

    'Ah...is he. Is he.'

    'What?'

    'Er, who is Eddy, then, exactly?”
    Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

  • #4
    Douglas Adams
    “Ahenny (adj.) - The way people stand when examining other people's bookshelves.”
    Douglas Adams, The Deeper Meaning of Liff

  • #5
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #6
    Jane Austen
    “I can listen no longer in silence. I must speak to you by such means as are within my reach. You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone for ever. I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own than when you almost broke it, eight years and a half ago. Dare not say that man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you. Unjust I may have been, weak and resentful I have been, but never inconstant. You alone have brought me to Bath. For you alone, I think and plan. Have you not seen this? Can you fail to have understood my wishes? I had not waited even these ten days, could I have read your feelings, as I think you must have penetrated mine. I can hardly write. I am every instant hearing something which overpowers me. You sink your voice, but I can distinguish the tones of that voice when they would be lost on others. Too good, too excellent creature! You do us justice, indeed. You do believe that there is true attachment and constancy among men. Believe it to be most fervent, most undeviating, in F. W.

    I must go, uncertain of my fate; but I shall return hither, or follow your party, as soon as possible. A word, a look, will be enough to decide whether I enter your father's house this evening or never.”
    Jane Austen, Persuasion

  • #7
    Shannon Hale
    “I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at myself.”
    Shannon Hale

  • #8
    Shannon Hale
    “Personally, I believe “Young Adult” to be an arbitrary title that means the book "Can be enjoyed by anyone/Has a main character who’s not quite an adult/Isn’t really boring.”
    Shannon Hale

  • #9
    Shannon Hale
    “Careful with the accusations of insanity, oh my lady whose home is a tower with windows of brick, all for the sake of some skinny-ankled, laugh-prone boy of a khan.”
    Shannon Hale, Book of a Thousand Days

  • #10
    Shannon Hale
    “What are you doing?"
    "Ya!" said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly.
    It was Mr. Nobley with coat, hat, and cane, watching her with wide eyes. Jane took several quick (but oh so casual) steps away from Martin's window.
    "Um, did I just say, 'Ya'?"
    "You just said 'Ya,'" he confirmed. "If I am not mistaken, it was a battle cry, warning that you were about to attack me.
    I, uh..." She stopped to laugh. "I wasn't aware until this precise and awkward moment that when startled in a startled in a strange place, my instincts would have me pretend to be a ninja.”
    Shannon Hale, Austenland

  • #11
    Neil Gaiman
    “On the first day Coraline's family moved in, Miss Spink and Miss Forcible made a point of telling Coraline how dangerous the well was, and they warned her to be sure she kept away from it. So Coraline set off to explore for it, so that she knew where it was, to keep away from it properly.”
    Neil Gaiman, Coraline

  • #12
    Wendelin Van Draanen
    “Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss...." He turned to me. "But every once in a while, you find someone who's iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare.”
    Wendelin Van Draanen, Flipped

  • #13
    Charlotte Brontë
    “Most true is it that 'beauty is in the eye of the gazer.' My master’s colourless, olive face, square, massive brow, broad and jetty eyebrows, deep eyes, strong features, firm, grim mouth, — all energy, decision, will, — were not beautiful, according to rule; but they were more than beautiful to me; they were full of an interest, an influence that quite mastered me, — that took my feelings from my own power and fettered them in his. I had not intended to love him; the reader knows I had wrought hard to extirpate from my soul the germs of love there detected; and now, at the first renewed view of him, they spontaneously arrived, green and strong! He made me love him without looking at me.”
    Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

  • #14
    Audrey Niffenegger
    “I breathe slowly and deeply. I make my eyes still under eyelids, I make my mind still, and soon, Sleep, seeing a perfect reproduction of himself, comes to be united with his facsimile.”
    Audrey Niffenegger, The Time Traveler's Wife
    tags: sleep

  • #15
    Stefan Fatsis
    “(Excerpt from a standup routine by Matt Graham:)
    Last Friday, my roommate sent me out to get some canned fish, because we're having some Catholic survivalists over for dinner. Weirdest thing happened. I'm coming up the steps, I stumble, all the groceries fall down the stairs. Except for a can of salmon, which falls up the stairs. Bizarre experience, but it gave me an idea. Couple nights later I was driving the wrong way down a one-way street. Cop pulled me over. I told him I was spawning. He said, 'Young man, I have reason to believe you're DUI. You know what that is?' I said, 'Do I!”
    Stefan Fatsis, Word Freak: Heartbreak, Triumph, Genius, and Obsession in the World of Competitive Scrabble Players
    tags: humor

  • #16
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson, Emerson in His Journals

  • #17
    Douglas Adams
    “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
    Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

  • #18
    Theodore Roosevelt
    “Of all the questions which can come before this nation, short of the actual preservation of its existence in a great war, there is none which compares in importance with the great central task of leaving this land even a better land for our descendants than it is for us.”
    Theodore Roosevelt

  • #19
    E.M. Forster
    “I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.”
    E.M. Forster

  • #20
    Mary Ann Shaffer
    “That's what I love about reading: one tiny thing will interest you in a book, and that tiny thing will lead you to another book, and another bit there will lead you onto a third book. It's geometrically progressive - all with no end in sight, and for no other reason than sheer enjoyment.”
    Mary Ann Shaffer, The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

  • #21
    Gabrielle Zevin
    “If you are going to forgive a person, Liz decides, it is best to do it sooner rather than later. Later, Liz knows from experience, could be sooner than you thought.”
    Gabrielle Zevin, Elsewhere

  • #22
    Karen Joy Fowler
    “You've done so many things and read so many books. Do you still believe in happy endings?"
    "Oh my Lord, yes." Bernadette's hands were pressed against each other like a book, like a prayer. "I guess I would. I've had about a hundred of them.”
    Karen Joy Fowler, The Jane Austen Book Club

  • #23
    Craig Ferguson
    “He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't.”
    Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

  • #24
    Craig Ferguson
    “I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.”
    Craig Ferguson

  • #25
    Megan McCafferty
    “You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.”
    Megan McCafferty, Sloppy Firsts

  • #26
    Sarah Blake
    “Sand was dribbling out of the bag of her attention, faster and faster.”
    Sarah Blake

  • #27
    Adam Rex
    “Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a white Westerner habit of wearing other cultures like T-shirts—the sticker bindis on club kids, sindoor in the hair of an unmarried pop star, Hindi characters inked carelessly on tight tank tops and pale flesh. She knew Americans liked to flash a little Indian or Japanese or African. They were always looking for a little pepper to put in their dish.”
    Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story

  • #28
    Adam Rex
    “Why would a vampire create a younger vampire if there was a possibility the young one might end up destroying the old one?'

    Stephin stared. 'If you can explain to me how this is different from parenting in general I might know how to answer that.”
    Adam Rex, Fat Vampire: A Great Fall and Halloween Read for Teens

  • #29
    Sarah Vowell
    “The groundswell of outrage over the invasion of Iraq often cited the preemptive war as a betrayal of American ideals. The subtext of the dissent was: 'This is not who we are.' But not if you were standing where I was. It was hard to see the look in that palace tour guide's eyes when she talked about the American flag flying over the palace and not realize that ever since 1898, from time to time, this is exactly who we are.”
    Sarah Vowell, Unfamiliar Fishes

  • #30
    Vladimir Nabokov
    “Readers are not sheep, and not every pen tempts them.”
    Vladimir Nabokov, Lectures on Literature



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