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“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”
― Terry Pratchett

tags: fantasy, humor, imagination, literature, stories

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“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

tags: books, humor

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#3

“If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.”
― Terry Pratchett

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#4

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

tags: full, hat, pratchett, sky, terry

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#6

“This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.”
― Terry Pratchett

tags: humor, life

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#7

“Insanity is catching.”
― Terry Pratchett, Making Money

tags: insanity

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#8

“Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

tags: drunkenness, insanity

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#9

“Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

tags: humor, insanity, religion, war

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#10

“This book was written using 100% recycled words.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

tags: conservation, environmentalism, humor

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#11

“...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

tags: ageing, humor

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#12

“Progress just means bad things happen faster.”
― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

tags: education, humor, life, philosphy, truth

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#13

“Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.”
― Terry Pratchett

tags: dare, taunt

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#14

“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

tags: humor

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#15

“Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

tags: simile

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#16

“Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

tags: humor, paraphrased

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#17

“Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

tags: discworld

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#18

“Knowing things is magical, if other people don't know them.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

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#19

“To save the world takes one cold son of a bitch.”
― Terry Pratchett

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#20

“The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”
― Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

tags: humor, philosophy, terry-pratchett, wintersmith

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#21

“He's out of his depth on a wet pavement.”
― Terry Pratchett

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#22

“Crivens!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

tags: nac-mac-feegles

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#23

“The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

tags: humor

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#25

“Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it's not miraculous.”
― Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times: The Play

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#26

“I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.”
― Terry Pratchett

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#27

“When in doubt, choose to live.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

tags: wisdom

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#28

“I commend my soul to any god that can find it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

tags: humor, moist-von-lipwig

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#29

“What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

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#30

“WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN.”
― Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

tags: golem, words

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#31

“Everywhere I look, I see something holy.”
― Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

tags: holy

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